I really don't know what to make of this.
It's not even April 1st.
How about one day, a bible publisher tries coming up with a "Wild About Jesus" bible? A bible that highlights stuff about Jesus throughout the bible - like stuff in the OT that is fulfilled by Jesus, or that prefigures him. A bible that puts the hero centre stage? Like a combination of "Christ in all the Scriptures" and a bible?
Or maybe, in a world that has rejected him, that just wouldn't sell so well...? <Sigh>